GPS fail

I bought a new rug. I am sure everyone can see where this is going. 

I really shouldn't be making that face when my daughter is sick.
Why run in the opposite direction? This happens with enough regularity  (Spilling milk? Spill it on the rug! Cat, need to poop? How about on the rug?) that one has to wonder if from everyone else's perspective in the house, this is a GPS WIN.